Inventions
kitty cat feeder (cats can feed themselves w/out human assistance)
telephone holder ( headset for normal phone/not cell w/out using hands to hold)
eye telepathy
Dance
Salsa/ballet/hip-hop/jazz fusion dancing
Choreographed dance numbers
Mathematics (4+)
Pi: The Pattern of Life theory
Science (5+)
Love in Plants-an experiment
The Immortal: Cancer cells and their potential power-Hypothesis
Psychology (5+)
Bipolarity: Not a Disease, a Cure- Hypothesis
Mental Illness: The Source of Genius- Hypothesis
Economics (5+)
World-Bartering Theory
Love Vs. Self Theory: How to eliminate
Websites
Everything is Nothing: Break Free 2 Energy (blogspot)
innocentEvil (myspace)
Pi (dreamweaver)
Ziggy Zamunda's Guide to High School Organic Chemistry (geocities)
Philosophy
Everything is Nothing Theory
How A Circle Can Become A Square (Mix of mathematics, art, science and philosophy in illustrating a graphic concept)
Essays (30+)
Animal Farm: An Allegory
Romeo and Juliet: Beauty in Youth
Editorial Pieces (20+)
Fuck the Poor Ethiopian Children
The Stupid Kiwi
City Life
Memoir (100+)
Remnants of dreams
Excerpts
Humanitarian
Writing letters to random people across the globe at random times
Commenting on people's websites anonymously
Sending anonymous notes of I love you to random people across the globe
Giving anonymous gifts
Volunteer work
Advice columns on internet
Not charging for my services/time/energy for essays, self-help, advice, makeup, fashion, education, etc.
Political
Letter to President Bush addressing war in Iraq, abortion policies, and the concept of love in foreign policy
Athletics
Swimming
Strokes:
Freestyle
Breaststroke
Backstroke
Butterfly
Reflexes:
catching a mosquito and fly with 2 fingers
back flips + front flips in water
holding breath up to 1 minute
tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue
bend over backwards-flexibility
jump and land silently
running fast in high heels
kick right leg up whilst left leg completely balanced
not falling over when pushed hard-balance
martial arts movement knowledge
yoga
invented new movement of holistic stretching exercise - Body Expansion technique- lost 20 lbs.
Public Oral Speeches/Presentations
Pi: Its connection to the world
Art (over 200 works comprising illustration, painting, charcoal, mixed media genres)
Fantastical Realism-new movement
Supernatural Realism-new movement
Geometrical
Watercolour by water drip
Cooking/ Invented Recipies (20+)
Peanut Butter Satay Pasta
Chocolate Vanilla Cookies
Butter Liquid Chocolate
instinctual cooking based on instinct, feeling, w/out recipie or precise amounts
Theatrical Acting
Once Were Litigators lead role of :Sharona-lawyer- variety
Benicia Follies-roles of hussy, ugly girl, drew carey - variety
Julius Caesar-Brutus, Caesar- tragedy
The Tempest- Juno -comedy
Music
Lead singer and lyricist in founded band Sui Generis
Composed over 10 songs music arrangement+ lyrics
Composed over 10 instrumental pieces arrangements+production+recording+mixing
Instruments
Piano
Guitar
Electronic keyboard
Recorder
Concerts seen
Spectrum of genres, over 50
Film
The Choking Game -Lucy
Push Stop-music video
Television
Hothouse - New Zealand
Reading
Have read over 10,000 books of all genres
Miscellaneous Abilities
Lucid Dreaming
Astral Projection
Manual Labour
Cleaning toilets
Cleaning restaurants
Horse-poop/groomsperson care-taker
Cat caretaker
Administrative
Secretary
Typist
Lecture Organizer
Lab experiment helper
Sales
Avon cosmetics salesperson
Education
Traditional
Self-Taught
Experimental
Poetry (over 150)
Non-Meter Poetry, new genre
Notebooks completed non-published
Over 40
Film Watching
Seen over 4,000 independent, commercial, all genre films
Leadership
Classroom protests
Colleagues absorption of my ideas and lifestyle
Over 10+ HS clubs
Competitive Teams
Drill Dance Team
Drama Club
Interact Science Club
Debate Team
Academic grades
Ranging from F- consistent A+
Life experience
Many lifestyles, many perspectives, always experimenting, always learning
IQ tests
IQ- 146
Relationships
Over 200
With a particular partner (Helms) I am able to express all of the following: emotional love, physical love, words of love and lusty sexual love. Enlightenment, and complete intimacy.
Party Planning
Over 10 surprise birthday parties, organized, directed, and executed by me
Modeling
Hair salon promotion
Artist photography shoots
Swimwear
Glamour/fashion
Physical appearance
Ranged from size 4-size 12
Hair colour: every colour, and mixes of combined colour
Skin colour ranged from white to dark
Fashion
Hairstyling + hair colouring- (different techniques used) self-taught and do with others
Made clothing from material, sowed
Created own fashion style
Makeup-application on myself and numerous others
Business/Entrepreneurial Ideas
Blueprint/vision for Ataraxia a new Education System of the Future
Design
Interior decorating themed rooms
Designing logo for eco-car taxi company
Levels of finance experienced
Poverty to luxury
MYSPACE:
"I" am 19 years old. I am the emperor of a new universe. I WANT TO KNOW YOU!
Traveled across the globe. Name it, i've probably been there. Experienced... ALL AND EVERY.
YOU ARE CAPABLE OF ANYTHING. "IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING".
there is no you, THERE IS NO SPOON, there is no me, there is no earth, there is no "free", there is no time, there is no space, there are no mirrors
there is only your deceived brain
mystery. defy gravity. defy ignorance. defy all this. adrenaline. the darkness..can you feeeeeeelFEEL FEEL. the pain in your eyes. Break free. you who think, you who questions. you who walks amongst them all and as they stare on into the future, you look up at the stars and the suns and the clouds. quit it all now TODAY. fly free from your prison of reality. what am i?
supernatural alien. SUPREME BEING. energy. i am here.....
because you have found me. a figment of your imagination for you are a figment of mine. you see what you see because you have been trained to believe your eyes. but just imagine... everything you've ever seen, ever been told, is not the truth.
there has never been what i am before nor ever will there be. i will bleed you dry and send your soul to dissipated orgasm. there is no right wrong nothing is everything is nothing
www.abovetopsecret.com , join, and start thinking,ranting,sharing ideas, collaborating
have a question?no? yes? QUESTION EVERYTHING: nosfereinsteon314@gmail.com
I have beeen everywhere, done everything, and am all. I AM A SCIENTIST, MATHEMATICIAN, THEORIST, MUSICIAN, LOVER, FIGHTER, ROCKER, ARTIST, WRITER, THINKER, GENIUS. check out: www.breakfree2energy.blogspot.com
oh.. and press all the buttons on the elevator before you exit, annoy people as much as possible, say "in accordance with the prophecy" after every sentence, and if you do decide to stick to this ghastly illusion because of the pleasures it seduces you with and get a job and a life, at least be a con artist or a "criminal", or famous.
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who I'd like to meet:
,your psyche, motivataed/ambitious/focused dreamers,thinkers, a giant and a midget who are married, those who question, my future team to start building my empire, collaborate with: George Lucas, Shakira, Penelope Cruz, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Angelina Jolie, Dalai Lama, Stephen Wolfram, the Google Guys, dead people (Einstein, Sylvia Plath, Jean-Paul Sartre, Herman Hesse)all the heads of every secret society from Illuminati to Free Masons to the Thoths, actual surgically unaltered she-males, a monk who can shrink his body into 0%water base, anyone who can levitate, those who seek change and those who are actively changing the "world", cast of Smallville, funny people, bank robbers, people who throw objects against walls, those like me, those unlike me, anyone with superpowers, anyone who loves to pee in public places, an immortal, a vampire, those who KNOW...... if you ask "know what?" then thats obviously not you is it. cynics, believers, people to debate with, enemies, someone who is reading "A new kind of science" -Stephen Wolfram, current Harvard attendees, Helmut Marko as a child, Helmut Marko in 20 years, the characters i draw come to reality, the future or past me, someone who can play "flight of the bumblebee" really fast, someone who feels what they can't explain, a being who is training to be a superhero, the decodation of pi, the illuminati/cogniscenti, animorphs, the shadows,winners,those who settle for no less than PERFECTION
interests:
Helmut Marko, Love THE FORCE WHICH DEFIES AND JOINS ALL +creating/building THE empire with him, Mind/Body Sparring, Superhero training, developing mental abilities, learning, reading, writing, composing-music/art/poetry/stories, challenges, solving the pattern of the universe,cooking, Beauty, Truth, The answer to everything, MENSA, soaking in the rain, mathematics, the mysterious, all things supernatural, the pattern, film, physics (theoretical), lucid dreaming, number theory, chaos theory, vampires, immortality, sex not "fucking" nor "making love" as sex itself is the infinite beauty of getting inside a person's soul whether disguised as a physical act or love sex is a channel into infinity and in those moments love exists, art, stars, swimming, the anticipation before a kiss, warmth, inventing, running, martial arts, hitting objects against walls, anything innocent, dancing (all types), nostalgia, the glint in a man or woman's eye, the discovery of something which i can't define what i'm looking for but i know when i find it, travel, theatre, music - the curse of creation in my guitar, piano, voice, sadness, pain, genius, memories, freedom, training, adrenaline in any form through whatever action, the hidden in the obvious, solving equations to explain everything, unleashing desires, swirls in nature, new experiences, the touch of a human, my ultimate orignial idea/theory, getting inside people's heads to crack them open, there is nothing which fails to capture me or pull me in, i draw out the visions in my head unleashing themselves out of nowhere, i do what i feel, i feel what i think, i question what i think, i question everything, i think about the question, the question is everything.
Music:
Everything and Anything, r/b, hip/hop, opera, darkwave, electronica, world, ethnic, rock, pop, country, classical, jazz, blues, instrumental,
my band : SUI GENERIS (sui means without in latin, generis means genres = without genre/one of a kind),
current musical obsessions:
anything Helmut Marko sings
rachmaninov's concerto # 3.
"club foot"-kasabian
"lithium"-nirvana
me singing in the shower
movies:
whatever Helmut Marko is watching or has made, everything/all genres, non disappoint, i figure if someone made it, i try to immerse myself into whatever aspect they have portrayed. there is not right/wrong, all is opinon, therefore there is nothing i don't like.
EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
current top: What the Bleep Do We Know?, V For Vendetta, Before Sunrise, Ogon Voda y Medneye Trube,Hackers,Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Powder, Ocean's 11, Wisdom of the Crocodiles, The Fifth Element, Pirates of Silicon Valley, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Original Sin, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Koyaanisqatsi,The Matrix, Les Miserables, Star Wars Hexology, Femme Fatale, Hannibal Lector trilogy,Waking Lives, Existenz, Pi, all Disney animations, Spiderman 1+2, Superman, X-Men, Chelovek Amphibia, Vanilla Sky,Goal!, Amadeus, Shine, Proof
Meet Joe Black, The Princess and the Warrior, Kama Sutra, Gattaca, Frida, The A Walk to Remember, Camelot, Queen of the Damned, Titanic, Cruel Intentions, Space Odyssey 2001, Les Miserables,The Jungle Book(movie) +russian version, tie me up tie me down, Iron Will, sci-fi, thrillers, movies that twist the mind, independent/world/festival, ARTFUL sex scenes, all disney movies, good will hunting,
Television:
Dark Angel, X-Files, Smallville, I Love Lucy, la femme nikita,stand-up comedy,
Trigger Happy TV, Happy Tree Friends, Girls Behaving Badly
Discovery Channel, Sci-Fi Channel, documentaries, Animal Planet, History Channel, biography channel,
currently: Extras, Friends, you are what you eat, Rove Live, meerkat manor,futorama, funny movie clips downloaded off limewire (p.s the BEST gnutella sharing file program in cyberspace)lol.
Books:
Demian + all of Herman Hesse, Catcher in the Rye-J.D Salinger, The Bell Jar-Sylvia Plath, Born Into Light, Into The Land of the Unicorns-Bruce Coville, all of Isaac Asimov, poetry-Dickinson, Wordsworth, Plath, etc. , Shakespeare, all "fairy tales",Nausea-Jean Paul Sartre, The Kama Sutra Vatsyayana, The Mayan Predictions, The Egyptian Book of the Dead
currently reading: "How to Use Power Phrases: To say what you mean, mean what you say, & get what you want-Meryl Runion, The Art of Using your Mind- T.A Waters, Harry Potter 5: The order of the Phoenix, Smallville series: Hauntings, Star Wars: Jedi Apprentice ..1: The rising force, Journey of Self-Discovery-A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada, Cash Flow Quadrant- Robert T. Kiyosaki
heroes:
Helmut Marko, the lover in my dreams, my mother, my father, Queen Raina of Jordan,Spiderman, all X-Men, Superman, Einstein, Stephen Wolfram, Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, Cleopatra, Stephen Hawking, supermodels, John Nash, Picasso, the voices of my mind, but there has not yet been a being who fully encompasses everything that i want to be, for what i want is to be antimatter to be EVERYTHING to be without time space gravity, and all the beauties in the universe, are still in physical mortal form.
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!!