In tribute to the Great Weird Al Yankovic, parody style,
Liliana Alam has written her own versions of recently famous band
Hinder's 2 pop songs "Lips of an Angel" and "Better Than Me". She
might vocally record them if she feels like it and then you'll laugh
your asses off. For now the lyrics will have to suffice. Sing along to
these lyrics the next time you hear these annoying songs! (Nah Nah
just playing. Liliana Loves Hinder! Really! No I'm serious. She does.
They're a great band.)  Enjoy!


"hornier than me"- lyrics by Liliana Alam

I think that you're more secure than me
After all the confidance I failed to reach
Doubt seeps thru and I make-believe
That my voice doesn't sound like squaking sheep

chorous:

i told myself i won't jack off to you
but i remember what it feels like to cum on you

i really miss the hair on your face
and the way your mustache can taste
and i think you should know
you're so much hornier than me



I'm thinking of all those times I choked
Yea when I told you that I was so sure
If only my dick wasn't so japanese
I could've pleased you like your pussy satisfied me

chorous x1

bridge:

my ego is growing smaller
if only i had never tried to show-off
my madness must end

i promise i'll stop checkin myself out in your mirror
cuz i know that you look so much hotter
its so fucking unfair

un-fa-a-a-ir

Oh!

chorous x2



"Tongue of a lizard"- lyrics by Liliana Alam


hey honey why are you drunk so late
i really have to go pee right now
hey honey what are you doing down there
i don't need a blow job today

cuz my bitchboy's in the next room
sometimes i wish he were you
guys really don't know how to suck

its really good to feel your tongue
swayin' every way
it gives me stings
with the tongue of a lizard
you make me ache

o-oh i
never want to say goodbye
but freak you make it hard to be faithful
oh
with the tongue of a li-z-aa-rd

-"I hope you are smart enough to know this a joke guys and gals!"-Liliana